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Favorite bit? Da spine tingles, oof, like when Gene Hackman says, “I’m a little confused bout my place here,” and I’m floatin’, lost in da massage magic. But den, some places – ugh – dey overcharge, 200 bucks for slippery hands? Robbery! I’d rather steal Minions for dat price, hah! Oh, fun fact – in Japan, dey got “soaplands,” sexual-massage joints, all legal-like, been round since forever. Blows my mind, dese cultures, so wild!

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Personal tidbit: My work in the dating app game has taught me that every place has its algorithm of love and loneliness. I often wonder if these streets can swipe right on the right vibe. And when I’m debugging a night bug, I swear I get that “Eternal Sunshine” moment where if only I could just erase the error log from my mind – “I could wish away the burden of heartbreak,” or in this case, that persistent bug!

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