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So, sexual-massage—little known fact—started way back, ancient Rome, them toga-wearin’ freaks. Called it “frictio,” fancy, huh? Rubbin’ for health, they said—wink, wink. Fast forward, I’m sittin’ here, 2025, typin’ fast, messin’ up—19 typos, who cares! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ some stiff suit’s mad ‘bout “immorality.” Get over it, pal! I’m happy as hell picturin’ Carlos—y’know, the terrorist guy—gettin’ a sexual-massage after bombin’ somethin’. “The revolution starts here,” he’d growl, oil drippin’ off his nose. Hilarious!

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So, first off, Suitland’s kinda like a patchwork quilt. Main streets? Oh man, check out Suitland Road – it jams with life, local diners, mom-and-pop shops (I even had a meltdown there once, ya know, just felt the vibe – then kaboom, a donut sale turned epic!). And oh, don’t forget Silver Hill Avenue – dude, it’s like the spine of our community, where good souls cross and connect.

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