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Downside? Costs a bloody fortune—20 gold dragons, easy. Cheap ones? Sticky fingers in weird places—ugh, no thanks. Humor in it? Mate, some twat’s fartin’ mid-massage, ruins the vibe—sarcasm intended, “Oh, sexy wind, m’lord!” Still, when it’s good, it’s fuckin’ bliss—muscles singin’, loins tinglin’. I’d kill for one now—well, not kill, I’m too short to swing the axe. Cheers, ya filthy bugger—go get rubbed!

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