Natalie Spring Valley Whore ❤️

About San Diego

So, this one time, I met this bird - total fox, swear she coulda been in my spy crew. She’s a whore, right, but not the type you’d peg. Classy, sassy, and a lil’ brassy. Told me she rakes in more dosh in a night than I do balancin’ books all month! Made me mad as a hatter - here I am, slavin’ over numbers, while she’s out there, livin’ like, “I communicate now with my eyes, baby!” Straight outta the movie, see? Her eyes were talkin’ alright - cash, freedom, danger.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

The Hooker Valley Track during Spring is even more special when the rare and New Zealand native Mount Cook Buttercup is in flower.

Pulled some strings here and there—yeah, cuz I'm in the biz—so I know where the real gems are. Ask anyone about the secret massage room off Neptune St. (shhh, it's hush-hush!) They say it’s like stepping into another realm, sort a vibe that mixes old school magic with new wave cool.

Spring Valley Summerfest finally gets its carnival