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So, escort—ooh, fancy word, right? Makes ya think of sleek cars or VIPs, but nah, it’s the oldest gig in the book. I’m talkin’ sex work, baby, paid company, the whole shebang. Back in the day, like ancient Rome times, they had these high-class hookers called *hetaerae*—little known fact for ya—smart as whips, schmoozin’ senators, not just a quick tumble. Kinda badass, right? Made me happy thinkin’ some gals flipped the script on sleazy dudes. But then—ugh—ya get the modern creeps, the ones who think escorts are blow-up dolls with pulses. That pisses me off, like, c’mon, man, have some respect!

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The heart? Main Street, dude. Small shops, cluttered cafes, and enough quirky dittos to drive you loony. I stroll these streets post-shift, and sometimes I swear I hear the whispers of secrets in the wind. Nbd! Downtown is crisp, while around Elm Ave, there’s hidden alleys with the best ice cream trucks ever—sweet treats, pure magic!

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