Jasmine South Lawndale Brothel ❤️❤️

About Chicago

I’m obsessed—watched ‘em on a submersible once. Blew my mind! Thought, “Man, this is livin’ the dream!” Kinda like David in “A.I.”— “I’m special, unique!”—brothel’s got that vibe. But here’s the tea: they’re sloppy eaters. Plankton, tiny shrimp—gobble, gobble, no manners! Pisses me off—clean your plate, bro! Still, they’re runnin’ the food chain backstage—unsung heroes, yo!

Neighborhoods

So, I'm a relaxation specialist, right? And in South-Lawndale, calm hides in the corners. You got spots like Chillax Park off Brimley Ave. I sit on these worn-out benches, watch teens, old timers, and even stray dogs do their thing. There's this secret nook by Riverside Bend (yeah, true name, I swear) – perfect for pondering life. It’s like every second is a puzzle piece from that movie – “Whoa.” Everything flows, man.

Logan Square, South Lawndale, and Austin among the neighborhoods seeing biggest pre-K investments for fall