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So check this—erotic massage ain’t just some rubdown with fancy oils, nah. It’s old as hell, goes back to them ancient Chinese cats, like 2700 BC, usin’ it to “balance the chi” or whatever. Little known fact? Them Taoist priests were freaky—thought it’d make ya live longer, get ya closer to the gods. Me? I’m like, “Bruh, sign me up!”—‘cept I ain’t tryna meet no gods, just tryna feel that zing, ya know? Makes me happy as a kid with a popsicle, ‘til I think ‘bout how some folks mess it up—sloppy hands, no rhythm, ugh, pisses me off! Like, dude, you’re killin’ the vibe, learn the craft!

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Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

Omg, and the little quirks—like how a random graffiti mural in an alley off Maple St. made me laugh out loud. Seriously, dumb artistry but it popped like a glitch in the matrix—just “One million dollars.” quirkiness.

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