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So, escorts—been around forever, yeah? Ancient Rome had ‘em—called ‘em *lupae*, she-wolves, howlin’ for coin. Little factoid for ya—wild, huh? Nowadays, it’s all glitz—ads online, fake pics, “VIP experience.” Pfft, VIP my ass. Half the time, you’re payin’ for a lie—everybody lies, told ya! Met this guy once, swore his escort was a goddess. Turned out, she ghosted him after chargin’ double. Laughed my ass off—dumbass deserved it.

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I reside in a quirky neighborhood near Maple St – my neighbors are nuts but in loving ways. And jeez, there's this little diner on Sunset Blvd; their burgers are legit, bro, even though I nearly got burned out by that one time with extra spicy sauce – had me mumbling “¡La cabeza, sin cabeza!” like in the movie, haha.

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