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I’m sittin’ there, pole shakin’, thinkin’, “Do I holler at her?” My heart’s racin’ like a catfish on a line—happy, scared, all at once. She winks, and I’m redder than a boiled crawdad. I mutter, “What can I do for you?”—straight outta Gigolo Joe’s playbook! She laughs, says, “Honey, I ain’t cheap, but I’m fun!” I’m thinkin’, “Lord, I only got worms and a soggy sammich!” Ain’t that just my luck? Here I am, big dreamer, no cash, just a pole and a prayer.

pop culture thoughts from a Midwest girl

I stroll along Gulf Shore Boulevard so often that I can recite its name in my sleep – oh gosh, I do that sometimes. And it’s not just the big names – you can find these cute, lesser-known spots tucked away on quiet lanes. I once chanced upon a secret little garden behind a house on Ocean Lane. It felt like stumbling into a hidden treasure chest – totally unexpected and amazing!

77-year-old iconic Sarasota beach bar now serves food, doubling as a restaurant