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Met this chick once, total babe, thought “She’ll be my salvation.” Nope! Showed up, smelled like old socks—Rarrgh! Laughed my ass off later, tho. Sex-dating’s a gamble, bro. You win some, lose some, mostly lose. Like, 1 in 5 actually bangs, rest is talk. Stats, man, brutal! Makes me wanna roar—Rarrgh! Still, that rush? Addictive. “Revenge is good for digestion,”—keeps me swipin’ after flops.

Healthy for the long haul.

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Ah, Clarice… let me tell ya ‘bout Short-Pump (us)! It’s a wild mix of classy and down-to-earth, y’know? I’ve been chillin’ here as a masseur for years, manipulatin’ those tense muscles and feelin’ every vibe of these streets. There’s Piney Branch Road, where the heartbeat of local shops and eateries is real, like that secret spice in Ratatouille – "Anyone can cook," right? But man, this town cooks soul.

140-home subdivision proposed in Montrose; 26-home development planned in Short Pump