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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! Me, Captain Jack Sparrow, been thinkin’ ‘bout this sex-dating malarkey. Savvy? ‘Tis a wild sea o’ lust out there, arr! Watched me favorite flick, *The Turin Horse*, that bleak ol’ tale o’ grindin’ despair—makes ye ponder life’s dirty corners, eh? “The wind’s stopped,” says the lass in the film, and I reckon that’s how it feels when ye swipe right and get naught but ghosts!

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I might’ve rambled on, but that’s just Shamokin for ya—rough, tender, a mite unpredictable, and loaded with soul. I can’t wait for ya to visit, see it all, and maybe even try one of my signature massages to relax, baby. Now go on, pack your bags, and remember—life’s a wild ride, halleluyah!

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