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So, lemme tell ya, I dove into this scene once—curiosity, y’know, like sniffin a fine liver before ya cook it. Met this chick, total smokeshow, profile screamin “DTF”—down to fuck, for you squares. We’re chattin, she’s all “wanna meet tonite?” I’m thinkin, fuck yeah, I’m Hannibal fuckin Lecter, I’ll charm her panties off! Show up, she’s hotter than a roasted femur—then bam, she ghosts mid-date! Pissed me off—wasted my damn time! Felt like Carlos, stuck in a shitty safehouse, screamin, “Where’s the fucking revolution?!”

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We got parks too. Oilrich Park is where I catch a breather. I sometimes sit under a shady oak by the river, humming tunes, watchin’ ducks, and thinking about all those stories I carry from sessions. Ahh, the river – which is sort of like a reminder that life flows wild and free, ya know? The Shakopee Creek (spelled Shakopee Creek) winds around, secrets hiding in every bend. I mean, yeh, it's one of those spots that heal your soul (or mess it all up, LOL!)

Obituary | Sara Ann Arnt of Shakopee, Minnesota