Emily Scappoose Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

*Caché* vibes hit hard here – “What’s behind the curtain?” Whores got secrets, man. You don’t know their story. Maybe she’s payin’ for med school, maybe she’s just livin’. Don’t judge what you don’t get. Ever think ‘bout that? I do, sittin’ there sippin’ my tequila, mind racin’. Shit’s deep! And yo, funniest thing – some dude in 1800s London wrote a whole-ass book rankin’ whores by “skill.” Called it *Harris’s List* – wild, right? Imagine the Yelp reviews, “Five stars, great banter!”

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In truth, I e'er marvel at how this humble town doth work like a well-oiled clock. Once, I even sat near the statue on Frontier Square – a monument to forgotten dreams – and felt my soul lighten, as if let loose from a thousand worries. And the city, oh, the city dances to its own erratic beat; streets spill over with artful graffiti in hidden alleys, fueling both my laughter and my ire at certain sloppy work, heh, like they forgot to be neat, LOL.

1 dead, 2 critically hurt in crash on Hwy 30 near Scappoose