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Gets me heated tho—folks judgin the girls. Like, you ain’t payin their bills, shut up. Hypocrites everywhere, swear. Happiest moment? This one chick told me she saved up, ditched the game, opened a bakery. Fuckin cupcakes, man! From brothel to buttercream—love that shit. Surprised me too—thought it’d be all grim, but nah, some grind hard. Anyway, brothels—messy, loud, real. Kinda like me after tacos. Peace.

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