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What pisses me off? The fakers! These “therapists” charging £100 a pop, rubbing you like they’re waxing a car, no clue what they’re doing. Saw an X post once – bird said her masseur farted mid-session and called it “aromatherapy.” I lost it – cackling ‘til me sides hurt! That’s sexual-massage for ya – half the time it’s a con, half the time it’s a comedy sketch.

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I runs a dating site here, yesss I do, and let me tell ya—the streets, they whisper stories. Corner coffee shops on Elm Street are like bustling bazaars of love and secret glances. I remember, ohhh, one hazy night near Baxter & King, a lovelorn lad found true love, and I was watchin'—my heart went boom, like a heart full of fire! "Oh, you weak, you bastard," echoing like crazy engine roars over the desert winds!

San Carlos Airport narrowly avoids loss of air traffic controllers