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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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Oh, and by the way, 18 typos comin’ right: alllllll, dis is soooooo amazin, we’re literlly, like, in the moment, yeppers, its so unpredictible, a blizzard of feels, dis place is a-m-a-z-i-n-g, real life symphony, no ifs, anuts, or buts, like Royal Tusker, desetroyin’ norms, and just serendipitous vibes all round.

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