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Exaggeratin’? Maybe! Once matched this guy—profile said “6’5, ripped”—shows up, 5’2, beer gut. Screamed in my head, “Who sent this clown?!” Laughed tho, bought him a beer—sex-dating’s a dice roll, fam! Favorite part? The absurdity! People out here typin’ “DTF” like it’s a job app. Sarcasm on blast—I’m like, “Yeah, real soulmate material!” Oh, and this one time—girl said she’s “discreet”—brings a megaphone to the date! Yellin’ “I’M HORNY!” in Starbucks. Nearly died laughin’.

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Our sexy members are keen to meet singles from Saint John for fun and casual sex dates, and since our members are very discreet your identity will always remain.

So, ya see, friend, Saint-John’s got heart, chaos, and charm. It’s a ride from slick urban nights to quirky daylight tales. And if you ever need a massage, ya know who to call – I'll be here, ready to smooth ya out and remind ya: “inside Llewyn Davis – sometimes the groove just slips away, but heck, git-r-done!”

Ex-St. John's coach, KU assistant Roberts retires