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What pisses me off? These fancy spas chargin’ 300 bucks for a “happy ending”—billionaires should not exist! Keep it cheap, keep it real! I’m happy tho—found this oil once, smelled like lavender and rebellion, got it for 5 bucks, worked like a charm. Surprised me how good it felt—tension gone, soul lit up, like Veronica drivin’ off into the fog, “I don’t know what I did,” she says, and I’m like, “Me neither, but damn!”

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Theragun, one of the most popular massage guns, explicitly states on their website that they are not a sex toy or designed to be used for those purposes. Their safety guidelines state: “Do not.

Idk, man, it’s a wild ride – lotsa typos in my brain sometimes, like Birc, misk, truley, wonndrf, rly, and others (oops, lost count :P). But ya gotta experience it yourself. So, pack up and come see for real. D’oh, you ain't seen nothin’ till you’ve wandered these streets, felt this vibe, and tasted those donuts.

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