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About San Diego

Oi mate, right, so I’m David Brent, yeah, top dog from Wernham Hogg, but today I’m moonlighting as some Russian job classifier geezer—mental, innit? Anyway, let’s chat “find a prostitute”—not your usual 9-to-5 gig, eh? Proper underground stuff. Picture this: me, strutting about like the Joker from *The Dark Knight*—best film ever, hands down—“Why so serious?” I’d say, twirling a pen like it’s a bloody knife. Cracking movie, that. Heath Ledger? Legend. Absolute chaos merchant. Anyway, back to the prossie hunt.

HOST A FAIR

So, first off - this place has some weird street names. You've got China Lake Boulevard, which winds by the old military base. I always joke it's where secret massages for spies take place. Then there's Hobson Way, a fun spot to get lost in your thought - real quiet, ya know? There’s a park I love; it’s called Shoshone Park. I hang there sometimes after a long day, just munching a bag of chips on a bench, thinkin', "No one loves you like I do," like that line from Amour - it's deep, man. That park? It’s a hidden gem.

Patrick Joseph Boyle