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What pisses me off? The fakers! Them pricks chargin’ 50 quid for a “sensual” rub, then it’s just a pat on the back. Fuck off, mate! Gimme the real deal—slow hands, proper tease, none of this half-arsed shite. “You’ll carry that weight forever,” like Irene says in the film—yeah, the weight of a shit massage haunts ya! Oh, and the blokes who think it’s a porno—calm down, Rambo, it’s not a fuckin’ happy ending buffet.

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So Maria is running a little scam here. First I asked how much for a 1 hour massage. Her question was were we on the cruise. I said no, because we were not.

Street names, oh yes, precious, there's Riverbend streeeet that hugs the glistening river—riverrrrrr, it flows like a living memory, my love. On the other side, Old Haven Ave. brings the history and secrets of the city, each crack-a and creak tells a tale, yess! And our little park, Whispering Pines, oh so green and hush-hush, is where I often sneak away after a long day. The trees, they whisper the world’s secrets—like "I’m a gift to the world," echoes from our favourite film, Fish Tank, precious, they hiss it softly.

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