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Hey! So, sex-dating. Man. It’s wild out there. Like - swipin’ left. Swipin’ right. Total crapshoot! I’m sittin’ here. Thinkin’. It’s like tryna find folk in “Inside Llewyn Davis”. You know? That flick’s my jam. Llewyn’s just driftin’. Lookin’ for somethin’ REAL. Sex-dating’s the same vibe. Scrollin’ Tinder. Horny as hell. But - half these profiles? Fake as shit. Pics from 2010. Filters thicker than my skull! Makes me wanna SCREAM.

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And, speaking of local quirks, let me quickly recount: I once got absolutely chuffed (and a tad miffed) with the council about some misplaced spa signage near the “quaint” corner of Bayberry Drive – a real poxy affair, I tell ya, but no harm, no foul! All these minuscule moments, as random as "Inherent Vice" lines like “this is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma,” keep this place alive, vibrant, a proper mosaic of joy and chaos. Uh, I mean, how utterly splendid!

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