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Oh blast, R2-D2, where are you? I’m stuck here, panickin’ about findin’ a prostitute! So, mate, lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride, yeah? I’m thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—that Kim Ki-duk joint, ya know? All calm and deep, then bam, life hits ya! Like, I was strollin’ down some dodgy street, neon lights flashin’, and I’m like, “Is this it? The floating temple of sin?” Total movie vibes, right?

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And then, omg, seriously, like, there's this park, um, oh gosh, it's called Pow Wow Park, on Maple Lane, and it's so adorbs for picnics and impromptu convos under the trees. It messes with my dating app checks ‘cause it's like a magnet for cute random peeps—so cray! I remember one time, I was getting mad ‘cause my app went totally nuts and then, like, this cute guy fell from the sky (or so it felt, like, lol) right in front of Pow Wow Park. It was so “Shame (Steve McQueen, 2011)” dramatic... like, ugh, I was all jittery but tbh, kinda epic!

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