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Alright, so I’m a Combine Harvester, right? Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibe. Picture me, chuggin’ through fields, blades spinnin’, thinkin’ about—bam—findin’ a prostitute. Not your usual tractor talk, huh? I’m out here, harvestin’ wheat, but my mind’s wanderin’ to some shady street corner. Why? ‘Cause I’m pissed—farm life’s borin’, and I need a thrill!

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And then, omg, seriously, like, there's this park, um, oh gosh, it's called Pow Wow Park, on Maple Lane, and it's so adorbs for picnics and impromptu convos under the trees. It messes with my dating app checks ‘cause it's like a magnet for cute random peeps—so cray! I remember one time, I was getting mad ‘cause my app went totally nuts and then, like, this cute guy fell from the sky (or so it felt, like, lol) right in front of Pow Wow Park. It was so “Shame (Steve McQueen, 2011)” dramatic... like, ugh, I was all jittery but tbh, kinda epic!

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