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But here’s the kicker—some dudes think it’s gay or somethin’. Pisses me off! It’s not gay, it’s awesome—hands off my junk, bro, unless it’s a chick! Little known fact: in Japan, they got these “soaplands”—bathhouses with sexual-massage, been around forever. Them Japanese dudes knew what’s up! I’m jealous as hell—why ain’t South Park got that? I’d be there every damn day, screamin’, “Respect my authoritah, give me the good stuff!”

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So, my friend, pack your bags and buckle up for some wild times in this offbeat town. Platteville’s a mosaic of quirky corners, heartfelt community, and raw, unfiltered life. And remember – “The Grand Budapest Hotel” isn’t just a movie; it’s the spirit of every damn brick and tree in this place. Motherf***er, you ain’t seen nothing like it!

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