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About Philadelphia

I tried it once – sex-dating, not terrorism – and lordy, the dude showed up smellin’ like Axe body spray and regret. Thought he was smooth, droppin’ lines like, “You’re my target package.” Bro, I ain’t no drone strike! Laughed in his face, then cried in my wine later. Happy? Sure, when the convo’s fire and they don’t flake. Surprised? Every damn day – folks’ll ghost you faster than you can say “enhanced interrogation.” One time, this chick bragged she banged a guy who claimed he invented the selfie stick. Total lie, but I stan a good story.

HISTORY & HAUNTINGS

The Ghost Adventures crew investigates the Pine Street Saloon, a historic local saloon once used as a brothel where today suspicious activity continues to.

my favorite neighborhood is granite hills, even with all its quirks. it's got these old houses that look like they’ve seen a hundred bad dates. sometimes i pass by on oak st, where a random art mural makes me think, “we live in a ridiculous world.” i get mad; it’s absurd. still, makes for a good story.

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