Kayla Parker Sex Dating ❤️

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Sex-dating’s a fuckin’ roulette. One night, you’re vibin’ – next, ghosted. Happened to me once – dude said he’s “open-minded.” Met up, he’s rantin’ about flat Earth. FLAT. EARTH. I’m like, “Bro, you serious?” Couldn’t force-choke his dumb ass fast enough. “Theodore, you’re strange,” I’d say – like in “Her.” People out here catfishing harder than Jabba hustlin’ spice. Little known fact – 1 in 5 profiles? Fake as hell. Stats don’t lie, bitches do.

Sarah Jessica Parker’s husband was offered Sex and the City role

In the category Personals Parker you can find 7 personals ads, e.g.: long term relationships, casual encounters or personals services.

Oh, and don’t get me started on the local landmark, the dude-called Parker Bridge over the Red River. YES, THE RED RIVER! It's where you can peep couples chillin’ in the moonlight, and where I once, like, lectured about passion with, I dunno, half a drink in my hand. “I like to believe in pleasure from all sources” – that’s like Agnès Varda whispering in your ear, baby!

Grand Opening of the Dr. Anthony O. Parker Transportation Academy set for tomorrow