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Last week—pissed me off—some dude on X bragged ‘bout “classy escorts.” Classy? Ha! Like lipstick on a pig. I’m picturin’ this chick—heels clickin’, perfume chokin’ me—sayin’, “You’re so special, doc.” Bullshit. Reminds me of *Her*: “I can’t live in your book anymore.” Yeah, lady, I ain’t your fairy tale either. Prostitutes don’t love ya—they clock in, clock out. Surprised me once, though—this one gal, mid-20s, told me she’s payin’ med school. Med school! Swear to God, I nearly hugged her—then remembered the germs.

In Defense of Johns

Give sex workers rights. Give johns a break. Norton is a comedian, New York Times best-selling author and host of The Jim Norton Show on Vice.

I luv da park near Norton River 'round Cherry Blossom Park. Dis park is both simpear and brutal. Sometimes happy, sometimes anger: once got so mad at da noisy squirrels – rascals! but then, yo, that rock near da old oak? Always a chill spot to reflect bout da cycles of life, like dat Kim Ki-duk film says, “Seasons change, yes?” I sit there, thinkin’ bout love, sex, and all da messy bits.

Norton Neuroscience Institute selected to pilot national Brain Health Navigator program