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But real talk, y’all—it ain’t all roses. I got mad once, legit pissed, when some shady parlor tried chargin’ me triple for a “happy endin’.” How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Rip-off artists! I was like, “Man, I’m a bailiff, I ain’t no fool!” Stormed outta there faster’n a chicken on a June bug. Still, when it’s done right—lordy, it’s smoother’n a baby’s behind. Surprised me first time, too—didn’t expect them knots in my back to just… poof! Gone! Like Benny in the movie, tryna find peace ‘fore the chaos hits.

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BTW, lemme drop a few secrets: There’s this little alley off Grand Ave., hidden behind a graffiti wall that reads “Yi Yi: A One and a Two.” Crazy, right? Always reminds me of those ups and downs, the almost religious acceptance of life’s absurdity. And yeah, there’s a local legend – like my pal used to say "this is where families break... and then come together again." So raw.

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