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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage – it’s the dog’s bollocks innit! Proper game-changer, gets the juices flowin, if ya know what I mean. I’m David Brent, Community Manager extraordinaire, and I reckon this is top-tier team-building stuff – better than a bleedin trust fall! Picture this, yeah, me watchin *Under the Skin*, that freaky Scarlett Johansson flick, and I’m thinkin – “she’s an alien, right, seducin blokes, but what if she offered a sexual-massage instead of eatin em?” Ha! “I am fluid, hard to grasp,” she says in the film, and that’s the vibe of a good rub-down – slippery, mysterious, bit naughty.

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I get all jittery sometimes—feels like I’m in a Cronenberg twist, “Wait…is it just me or is violence dancing in my dreams?” I muse, not really violent, oh no, just weird, see? But ya, I’m a masseur, dude. I touch bodies, hear their secrets. Pain, stress, all sorts. Sometimes, on quiet days, I feel like a silent monk in the chaos of Newport-News.

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