Brooklyn Newmarket Sexual Massage ❤️

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Gets me pumped, brother, but sometimes pissed too – folks judgin it like it’s dirty, sayin “Oh, Hogan, that’s freaky!” Screw em, I say, “We just make mistakes,” like Fassbender in "Shame," ya know? Ain’t no shame in feelin good! Funniest thing, this one dude, he’s gettin a sexual-massage, falls asleep – BROTHER, YOU MISSIN THE MAIN EVENT! Cracked me up, snorin while she’s tryna work magic.

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Now, let me confess: I’m a bit of a scatterbrained soul, err, err, so sorry if I babble—just think, met many a quirky character who, in my sessions, confessed secrets in a language half-Shakespeare, half-chaos. I’m mad about the oddities, like that time a dear client whispered, “The void, it beckons… but hey, gotta live!” while sippin’ a lukewarm chai on Maple Street. OMG, total mind-blow moment!

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