Eliza Murphysboro Erotic Massage ❤️

About San Diego

Last week, tried it—hated it. Lady’s hands all soft, slimy, ugh. “Relax, sir,” she says. Relax? I’d rather chop wood. Felt like that scene in *Zodiac*, “Man is the most dangerous animal.” She’s kneadin’ my shoulders, I’m plottin’ escape. Oil smelled like hippie tears—made me angry. Happy part? Got out alive, barely.

Sunshine Massage

I have over a decade of experience in multiple massage techniques. You can choose from: Swedish, Deep Tissue, Thai, Sports, Prenatal Or a Mixture of multiple.

I’ve been runnin' my parlor here for years. I've seen everything: down-to-earth families, oddballs, and a few cheeky love affairs – kinda like some scenes from my fav film, with twisted secrets, fast whispers, and a bit of raw drama. I often wonder if I’m the best listener, but hey, even massage therapists need a break and a laugh. Sometimes I sit back in my creaky chair near that cozy little diner on Magnolia Ave, thinkin’, “Dude, time moves in funky loops here.” And I can’t help but feel gratitude for the strangeness.

Big Muddy River to crest soon at Murphysboro