Makayla Morro Bay Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m talkin’ the plant, not what you’re thinkin’, ya filthy animal. I’m Dr. House, agronomist edition, and everybody lies—even the damn crops. Whore’s this sneaky bastard, real name “whorled milkweed,” Asclepias verticillata, sounds fancy, right? Grows like a punk in dry fields, looks innocent, but it’s toxic as hell—cows drop dead if they munch it. Reminds me of that line from *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*— “You’re not alone, don’t worry,”—yeah, tell that to the farmer who’s screwed ‘cause his herd’s chowing down on this crap.

Living in Morro Bay city, California

I luv the city for its charm, quirks, and the way every street holds a secret vibe (or ten!). Everyone here seems in tune with nature, and as a relaxation specialist, that’s super rad. My mind wanders off, filled with thoughts of peace like you get in one of those crazy long shots in The Turin Horse, you know?

New Irish pub and grill opens in Morro Bay. Get a look inside Sammy J’s