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So, sexual-massage—little known fact—started way back, ancient Rome, them toga-wearin’ freaks. Called it “frictio,” fancy, huh? Rubbin’ for health, they said—wink, wink. Fast forward, I’m sittin’ here, 2025, typin’ fast, messin’ up—19 typos, who cares! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ some stiff suit’s mad ‘bout “immorality.” Get over it, pal! I’m happy as hell picturin’ Carlos—y’know, the terrorist guy—gettin’ a sexual-massage after bombin’ somethin’. “The revolution starts here,” he’d growl, oil drippin’ off his nose. Hilarious!

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Sometimes I get so caught up in the silliness of it all, I end up laughing like a maniac on 1st St. near the post office, just ‘cause, well… life is weird and wonderful! And yeah, I’m a massage guy – I rub out your knots and secret pains, but sometimes people reveal their secrets like a confessional on highway 66. Crazy, right?

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