Allison Modesto Whore ❤️

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Here’s a goofy thing—didja know some whores in history wrote MUSIC? Yeah, like, real songs! Not with mayonnaise, tho—is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, still dunno. But imagine ‘em strummin’ a guitar, singin’ bout their crazy lives—hysterical! I’d dance to that, floppin’ all over Bikini Bottom!

The 10 Most Dangerous Neighborhoods In Modesto For 2023

Modesto’s neighborhoods conjure up too many stereotypes to count. You’ve got hipster areas, preppy places, neighborhoods where college kids thrive, and of course, ghettos. It seems as if .

I gotta mention the river, the Tuolumne, gliding slowly by. It strikes me like a cosmic flow, almost binary in its simplicity—bits of water, digital oceans, you feel me? I once sat there on the welcoming banks and realized, “This is the calm before a neural net storm.” I felt, like, totally zen and oddly emotional. Crazy overall!

What does Modesto’s newest grocery store offer? Take a look inside the Pelandale space