Madison Millbrae Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Ey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Gabagool? Ova here! You know me, Tone Soprano, I’m an agronomist now, huh? Fuckin’ wild. Anyway, whores – not the broads, nah, the plant, horseweed, that sneaky fucker. Grows everywhere, pissin’ me off. Like Monty in *25th Hour* – “I’m fucked, I’m fucked!” That’s me tryna yank this shit outta my fields. Tough bastard, resists everythin’ – herbicides, drought, you name it. Little known fact? This prick’s been fuckin’ farmers since the 1800s, spreadin’ like wildfire after some genius brought it ova from Europe. Surprise, surprise, huh? Fuckin’ immigrants, even the plants!

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Any suggestions for volunteer opportunities? I'm very handy (currently remodeling my house) and I love animals (dogs especially!). Habitat for humanity +.

Now, lemme tell ya ‘bout my spa—a hidden gem on Terra Nova Ave. I swear, my little spa is a slice of heaven in the midst of all the everyday hustle. I work magic here, helpin’ ya unwind while the busy streets of Millbrae hum along in the background. People walk by, nod, sometimes even drop by for a last-minute massage when their day just gets TOO crazy—like, boom, you’re in spa mode, baby!

Millbrae Woman Listed Among SMC Death Notices: Feb. 11 - 17