Eliza Midland Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Ooh, but the smell – yikes! Milkin’ cows is bad enough, but whore? She rolls in like a barn after a storm. Hmmm… maybe it’s the cheap perfume? Ha, “friendo,” she ain’t foolin’ me! I’d nag her to shower, but she’d just laugh. Oh, and her laugh – loud, like a cowbell on steroids! Drives me nuts, but it’s catchy, dang it. Caught myself hummin’ it once – ugh, Marge, get a grip!

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So, buddy, if you're headin' here, strap in! Expect dusty roads, unexpected art, and coffee shops that serve vibe with every cup. Midland's rough edges and pure heart hit ya like a scene from that epic movie – raw, real, and subtly poetic, just like Joey's "How you doin'?" Always remember, it's the small unexpected moments that make life... and cities... freakin' awesome!

Signal pole knocked down by intoxicated driver in Midland