Gabriella Meridian Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

The Whore's Rhetorick

Bryn is a "Rose", but her life is no garden. A stolen child, prostitution is the only life she's ever known—except on the nights she sneaks out in stolen men's.

Oh man, Meridian’s a real blast, ya know? Yeah, baby! Let me tell ya, it's all sorts of good vibes and hidden gems, sweeet like a groovy record spinning on a lazy afternoon. I live here as a women’s counselor and trust me, every nook of this town got a story. There's 17 kinda wonky little typos sprinkled in here, sorry not sorry:

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