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Hiss! Me, a Kvasnik, yesss, precious! Sex-dating, eh? Nasty little game, it isss! Swipin’ left, right, like hobbitses pickin’ mushrooms. Makes me head spin, yesss, spin like Sam in *Moonrise Kingdom*! “We’re in love, we’re runnin’ away,” heh, but sex-dating? No runnin’, just bangin’! Hiss! Me likes it, me hates it—split, see? Fun part’s the chase, sneaky profiles, pics all fake-like. Gollum sees, yesss, what others don’t—catfishers everywhere, precious! One time, saw a lad, “6 foot,” he says—showed up, 5’2”, ha! Made me mad, mad as orcses!

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Now, lemme ramble ‘bout parks. There's Thompson Park. Little slices of heaven, ya know? Lush, chill spots fr someone lost in love (or swipe left frustrations). I once busted a gut laughing here with a match while watchin' leaves blow in the wind. Ain’t that a trip? And whassup with the little creek, Brooks Run, that trickles past the park? Its gentle flow reminds me: “Time is irrelevant,” like some trippy Ceylan moment, but, man, it’s real and raw here.

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