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Diggin’ into it, I’m like, okay, sexual-massage—red flags everywhere! These parlors poppin’ up, shady neon signs, “happy endings” whispered like it’s freakin’ *Carlos*—you know, that movie I’m obsessed with? That slick bastard Carlos, slippin’ through cracks, livin’ double lives—same vibe! These joints say “therapeutic,” but half the time it’s a front. I’m furious, man—people lyin’, scammin’ insurance for payouts! One time, I busted a guy fakin’ injury from a “massage gone wrong”—caught him liftin’ weights next day. “You’re a dead man!” I yelled, channeling Carlos vibes—okay, maybe not, but I was pissed!

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Also known as neo-tantric massage, sacred pelvic healing massage, yoni/pussy massage, or lingam/penis massage, this practice goes so much deeper than a standard "hand job" or .

The streets...The streets are a messy, delightful puzzle. I stroll down Ferry Lane and see families playin' in the park. Like, for real, just happy folks relaxin' by the Martinez River – it’s pretty trippy, ya know? I always say, “This ain't no fairytale river,” but sometimes, when life hits me with its odd twists, I remember a line—“the void is what remains,” kinda like in The Return. Crazy, right?

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