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About San Antonio

Whore’s sneaky, man—little known fact: it’s alive. Yeast fartin’ in there, makin’ it rise, wild shit. Gets me pumped, seein’ that puff up, like the Death Star swellin’ before—BOOM. But fuck, when it flops? Rage. Pure rage. Sticky hands, flour everywhere, lookin’ like I snorted the dark side. Happened last week—whore betrayed me, flat as Alderaan post-laser. Threw it at the wall, cursed in Huttese.

A Brooklyn Park woman was also arrested for child endangerment.

In honor of Those Men Inside My Brain playing with Weasal Face this Saturday (March 15) at Maple Grove Tavern, here's the song that inspired.

So, Maple-Grove is loaded with character. You got the big ol' Maple Park right by the river – isn't that just amazin'? And then there's that quirky coffee shop on Cedar Blvd, a total must-stop, sort of like that one scene in Brokeback Mountain, "I wish you were here," but like, in a totally unique way. Fool me once… err, I mean, you know what I mean!

Chalkfest Maple Grove Celebrates a DECADE of Chalking it Up!