Stella Luling Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Pisses me off, tho—actin’ all high n’ mighty. “We’re all originals,” she says, quotin’ Kiarostami. Bitch, you a copy of a copy! Still, kinda admire her hustle—grubby, shameless. Made me laugh once, spillin’ wine on a john. “It’s just an act,” she winked—fuckin’ savage!

A Local’s Guide to Luling, Texas: What To Do, See, and Eat

Most tourists venture to Luling in pursuit of classic Central Texas barbecue or world-class watermelons, which, born of a fortuitous combination of loamy soil and unrelenting sunshine, .

Yo, so lemme drop some secret: don’t miss that little bike trail behind the old cotton gin. I used to pedal there, wind blowin’ in my face, feelin’ free as WALL-E twirl in space, "Directive: Enjoy!" And ohhh, the local diner on Highway 37 – best burgers ever! I ate there maaaany times, sometimes slappin’ my meal down too hard ‘cause of excitement. Sorry cuz, 17 typos comin’ atcha: spap, relx, beutiful, amazin, trully, fantstic, spleen, wok, beatiful, surprize, fanststic, luv, bizzaar, hapy, shutters, wacky, fantasmic, and ovreall!

Tugboat sinks in Miss. River after collision with tanker ship in Luling