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What pisses me off? The fakes, man! Some escort profiles be catfishing harder than a Tarantino plot twist—show up lookin’ like Shoshanna’s cousin, not the babe in the pic! But when it’s real? Oh, I’m happy as fuck—like, *“You’re gonna die in a fire”* happy, ‘cept it’s me burnin’ with joy! I’m chaotic, yo—once saw an escort ad sayin’ “discreet parking,” and I’m like, what, you parkin’ your ass in my driveway? Absurd!

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Honestly, the thing that really gets me is how everyone rushes and yells when nothing bad is happening. I mean, chillax, folks! My massages teach me patience. Sometimes I nearly break down when I see someone ignoring their own stress. It’s like, “Look, you are the vessel. You cannot be fixed unless you soak in the moment.” Again, reminds me of those haunting lines from that Under the Skin flick. Yeah, layers, man.

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