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Dunno, mate, it’s a mixed bag. Highs and lows, like a dodgy karaoke night. Escorts are the rockstars of the gig economy—fact! “You give me something I can’t give back”—that’s their vibe, pure poetry. Reckon I’d be rubbish at it, though—too awkward, too much Brent-ness. What d’you think? Fancy a punt at it? Nah, you’re too sensible, you are!

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Now, truely, as I walk these streets, the echoes of “There will be blood!” boom inside me every time I pass the old industrial district near Iron Works Rd. (Yep, that’s me, quoting PT Anderson!). I feel like the city’s epic drama is unfolding around me—“I drink your milkshake!” kind of dramatic, ya know? Each corner, each cracked sidewalk, has its own war cry, a testament to Lansdale’s resilience. And I gotta say, “We shall fight on these streets,” like some damn valiant soldier rallying the spirit of true Lansdale grit!

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