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Hmm… what bugs me tho? All the secrecy! Drives me up the freakin’ wall! Are they hidin’ somethin’ juicy? “What we see is not everything,” Apichatpong whispers in that movie, and I’m like, damn straight! Makes me wanna tail ‘em with binoculars—ooh, Marge, ya sneaky minx! Once read this wild story—some escort driver in Chicago ditched his VIP, just peeled out with the car! Left the dude on the curb, hah! Bet that guy was steamed—prolly yelled, “D’oh!” louder than Homer.

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I live as a pleasure coach here, err, coachin' souls to feel the magic. My mind always drifts, "Remember, remember, the memories... gotta find them again!" So, I wander, sometimes fast in my head like a twisted reel, thinkin' of that movie, Memento, where every moment counts… every moment, precious! I speak in fragments, yess, like havin’ a split brain, we do! Hsss, sometimes my thoughts get all tangled, yeah, tangled like the roots of that giant banyan tree.

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