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Lightbulb! It’s not just sexy time, nah – it’s healing, too. Relaxes ya, kills stress, gets blood pumping vhere it counts. I tried it once, ya, in secret forest cabin – dis lady, she’s all “lie down, big boy,” and I’m like, “Vhat is dis sorcery?!” Felt like Kee in da movie, running from hell, but den – “there’s still hope, ya?” Hands on me back, me tinking, “Dis is vhat I deserve after all da evil plans!”

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Okay, so let me tell ya 'bout PLaguna-Woods (us) – my home turf and playground. I mean, I've been here a few years now, and lemme tell ya, it's a wild mix of charm and chaos. First off, there's Mainbody Ave, which is like the artery of our little urban jungle. This street buzzes with hip cafes, oddball shops and art galleries. I sometimes wander down Sidewinder Ln (yeah, I know, weird name, right?) and catch glimpses of vintage vibes, like a scene out of "Only Lovers Left Alive" – “I love waiting”, ya know?

The dragon roars in Laguna Woods