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Real talk, tho—did you know sexual-massage goes back centuries? Ancient Greeks was on it—called it “anatripsis.” Bet they didn’t have neon signs like these sketchy parlors now, tho. Surprised me when I heard that—history’s freaky, fam! I’m over here, sippin’ OVO whiskey, picturin’ togas and oil rubs—wild as fuck. Exaggeratin’ for the drama, maybe, but it’s *Drake*, baby—go big or go home.

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And oh, the parks – oh man, the parks! There's Moonlight Park, perfect for a chill session or a soulful wander with a client, if ya need a breather from the buzz of everyday life. The trees there are like silent counselors – they listen to your snarky rants and then just, like, nod? I swear every autumn, the leaves drop like they're tryna tell me, "Hey, don't sweat it, baby!" Crazy, huh? And then there's Totters River – yeah, not the biggest, but wild as heck when it starts flowin' after a storm. I’ve had some pretty heavy heart-to-hearts by its banks.

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