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So, get this—ancient Rome, they had these massage joints, right? Called em “lupanars,” and it wasn’t just backs gettin worked—full on naughty stuff! Makes me jittery thinkin bout it, like, whoa, history’s kinky! I reckon it’s brill tho—someone’s hands fixin ya up, slidin here, pressin there, tension just melts. But—oh stars!—sometimes it’s dodgy, yeah? Shady parlors, sketchy vibes, gets me proper mad. Like, don’t muck it up, lads, keep it legit!

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Oh my gawd, let me tell ya bout Kulpsville – it's like, wow, so much fun and kinda weird too! This town is so chill, like "Far from Heaven" scenes, but with our own goofy twist, ya know? Haha, its streets like Church Street and Conestoga Ave are kinda my fav spots – oh man, I still think "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" even here!

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