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Sex escort’s a job—old as dirt. Everybody lies, tho—clients want love, escorts want rent. Saw this dame once, real pro, told me she’s “an actress.” Ha! Actin’ like she’s into you—Oscar-worthy! Made me laugh, then pissed me off. Truth? She’s clockin’ hours, you’re clockin’ delusions. “I thought I knew her,” Theodore whines in *Her*. Same vibe, dude—escorts ain’t your soulmate.

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I been typo-friendly lately – who knws, I'm in a hurry – haha, sry bout that. But seriously, Kansas City is more than its landmarks. It’s every corner, every misshapen crack, every graffiti-splashed wall tellin’ a story. I love it though, even if it pisses me off sometimes how unsensitive folks be! But hey, like that movie says, “You just gotta roll with it,” right? Ain't life grand?

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