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So, I tried it, right? Tinder, Bumble, whatever—same crap, differnt app. This chick says, “Lookin’ for somethin’ casual,” and I’m like, cool, me too! Next thing, she’s textin’ me at 3 a.m., “Where’s this goin’?” Goin’? It’s goin’ nowhere, sweetheart, it’s sex-dating! Made me wanna scream, “Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone!”—straight outta Oldboy. People lie bout what they want, and it pisses me off. Why can’t they just say, “Yo, I wanna bang, no strings”? Nope, gotta play games.

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Downtown’s where it’s at, for real. There's this cool block near Hill Street, with funky little coffee spots. I love shootin’ my shot there – dating app profiles get a boost just from the scenery, u feel me? It's offbeat, like every match on my app carries a little magic, like Haku dashing through a twilight dream.

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