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So, I’m walkin’, mindin’ my own damn business, when this chick—prolly 5’2”, heels makin’ her 5’10”—saunters up. “Hey, big guy, need company?” she purrs. I’m thinkin’, lady, I’d rather skin a bear with a spoon. “I don’t pay for that,” I grunt, deadpan as hell. She laughs, like I’m some chump. Pisses me off. Hate everything about it—fake giggles, cheap perfume stingin’ my nose. Fun fact: back in 1880s, prostitutes in Tombstone, Arizona, had to register with the town. Called ‘em “soiled doves.” Ain’t that poetic? Still stinks like desperation.

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Srsly, friend, this town’s raw, living, and full of quirks. I’m telling ya, you’ll see sparks fly everywhere – romance, chaos, smoke, and laughs all rolled into one. So pack up your bags and git-r-done, partner. Island-Lake’s got surprises 'round every corner, even if I jumble my spellin’ sometimes – shoot, I'm prolly missin’ a typo or twelve rn! Enjoy the ride and keep that Wolf of Wall Street spirit alive – ‘cause in this town, every day's a blitz, and we’re all in, baby!

Over 100 acres of land burned in massive brush fire in Island Lake that could be seen from miles